Monday, March 30, 2009

Idea: Obama Administration: Apprentice

  • Obama appoints a Reality Show Czar; I suggest either Steve from Jerry Springer or Joe Rogan
  • Czar will recruit fresh talent for Deputy Cabinet posts
  • Recruits are slightly vetted and immediately given challenges with deadlines. Challenges to include real issues along with dancing, singing and a cook off
  • Winners win a trip to DC where they'll get to go before Congress (and pay all back taxes). Losers are fired and publicly humiliated while fulfilling a requirement to appear on Big Brother Cabinet Rejects
  • Joe Biden will serve as the eliminator. His catch phrase: Domo arigato and sayonara shithead

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