I hate Valentine's Day but, as a fan of capitalism, I appreciate it for what it is...an economy stimulant. Flowers, cards, candy, lingerie, cutesy stuffed critters and jewelry sales are all optimized during the week of February 14th. Personally I like to spend the day self-medicated watching zombie movies, ideally smoking two at a time...however, a new pair of Louboutins have the potential to make me feel slightly more romantical...Honey, if you're paying attention, I'm a size 39.
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Valentine's Day??? I think I'm in love.
Anyhoohah, here are my tools for a happy VD:
Tissues
I have a cold.
Smokey Treats
Vicodin
nom, nom, nom
Grey Goose, duh
A variety of zombie flicks including, one of my favorites: Shaun of the Dead
my cozy friend
Fergie, o'course
oh yeah...and
these are the shoes I want...Psst, Honey? Hey, where'd you go???
Tissues
Smokey Treats
Vicodin
Grey Goose, duh
A variety of zombie flicks including, one of my favorites: Shaun of the Dead
my cozy friend
Fergie, o'course
oh yeah...and these are the shoes I want...Psst, Honey? Hey, where'd you go???
Damn, that's hot. Too bad I'm spoken for.
ReplyDeletemmmmmmm yummy vicodin!
ReplyDeleteNothing says love like "Shaun of the Dead" - add "Hot Fuzz" to the list and you've definitely found the formula for a night of romance.
ReplyDeletethere were just too many addictive items on one page.. vicodin, cigs,.. makes me think you had quite the party there.. happy Vday..
ReplyDeleteMy cig pack is on the bottom!
ReplyDeleteI just hope you aren't taking Vicodin and Grey Goose together...Bad Bad
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