Dear Husband:
Ahem, tomorrow is our 15th Wedding Anniversary. Yes, it is. We got married in 1995...do the math.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah...the gift. The traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is crystal. Since I'm not your grandma, let's go with the modern 15th anniversary gift: glass. A (bottomless) glass of vodka.
Happy anniversary!
Love,
Me
P.S. Did you know that we got married on Star Wars Day? May the 4th Be With You!
