Chinese Food & Being Crude (also I'm a PIG)

Chinese take-out: So…as you know...today I was hanged-over that also translates into: I will eat my weight in food (typically Mexican or Chinese or whatever I can get my short-nailed fingers on). Today it was Chinese (Chicken Lo Mein and egg rolls along with the aforementioned hot dogs, a couple of bagels and a Krispy Kreme doughnut. I think that’s all) Wow…I hate myself…ok…I’m over it. Anyway…back to the Chinese food…(I have a point…maybe). Ahem…I hate it when you order Chinese take-out and it doesn’t come in those little Chinese carton thingies. It could be for a variety of reasons…they ran out, they don’t use them any more or they just want to fuck with me. It realllllllllly pisses me off. Don’t you agree? I thought you would!

Oh…yea, this didn’t happen today…but, guess what did…I got called crude and mannerless by an FNC reporter whose name rhymes with Schnavid NacNougall via Twitter…which I’m prettt-ttty excited about.