Yankees Sweep ALDS...Grrrrrrr.

I bleed for baseball. As an Orioles fan, translation: I bleed. This video makes me hate the Yankees less (I need all the help I can get):



Click to watch on youtube.

GO RANGERS!!!

Play Ball !!!

Tis the season to P L A Y B A L L !!! As a lifelong fan of the Orioles, I have experienced mostly despair with a side of disappointment. And while my love for the Orioles remains unchanged (i.e. unconditional), my hatred for the organization's turd owner, Peter Angelos is also unchanged (i.e. wide-ranging). The AL East is arguably the most challenging division in Major League Baseball. Angelos seems more interested in growing his fortune by suing Big Tobacco and other large corporations instead of building a consistently good ball club *weeping*. It's unlikely he will ever sell the team, but if/when he does I will celebrate in a very special way...but, o'course it's not *all* his fault.

A lot of you may have heard of the Curse of the Bambino in Boston (which ended in 2004) and the Curse of the Billy Goat in Chicago (which continues)...but. . . you may not be familiar with the Curse of the Jockey Underwear in Baltimore. The Orioles haven't won the Series since 1983. I blame this:

Tonight the Orioles begin their season, the first game of 162. Breaking the TWENTY-SIX-year-old curse is a dubious thought. So, here's to finishing the season better than we have the last TWELVE years.

The Good the Bad and I'm Moody

I’m in an unpleasant mood today…my husband refers to it as ‘being in a funk’ which…let me just tell you makes me feel…well...never mind. I decided to sit down and investigate my bitchiness. This is what I’ve uncovered so far:

I ‘m hungry.

I have some housework to do.

I need a haircut and a pedicure.

I may or may not have salmonella poisoning (I eat pistachios almost daily).

I have some householdy errands to run.

In other news…I’m very happy about the following things:

Sugarbetes is on the trading block!

Baseball starts on Monday!

@justkarl sent me this video (via Twitter) and it made me laugh!

I’m not related to these assholes.

Oh well…that is all…for now. I'm off to try to make the rest of my hump day as productive as possible. *fingers crossed*