Sexy, Defined

So you've all heard about the Levi Johnston Ricky Hollywood Playgirl spread by now...first it was wenis out, then wenis in, we are back to wenis out status. I s'pose every man(hood) has his price, $100k didn't cover the cost of admission to the peep show.

Personally, even if he hadn't turned out to be a total shitstain, I find Mr. Hollywood about as sexy as a dead fly. In fact I can think of a lot of gents I'd rather chat...ahem...look at. Here are eight:

Tom Ford
Yeah, I know he's gayyy...I'm married...so what...everyone likes to cuddle

Russell Crowe
Fit or fat, he is a stud.

Jason Statham
YUM.

Johnny Depp
He's got that thang...y'know? I thought so.

Brady Anderson
My first love.

Daniel Craig
If you don't understand, then you haven't seen Casino Royale.

Christian Bale
The. Perfect. Specimen.

David Beckham
I struggle with Becks. He is sooooo hot, until he opens his mouth. I would have to put something in his mouth for our cuddle session *big grin*.